Take Your Broken Heart Make It Into Art

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I have a few things to say about the new season of the umbrella academy

  • Diego and Lila slept together one (1) time so Lila wasn’t kidding when she said his boys swim fast
  • I love Stan with all my heart that poor baby
  • I don’t want to talk about it but Marcus made it look like being blitzed was v painful and he was a big strong muscle man so I don’t even want to think about how it felt to Stanley 🥲
  • Fei deserves so much more screen time she’s so badass wtf Jayme too
  • WHY DIDN’T THEY GIVE GENESIS A HISPANIC NAME AND LET HER SPEAK SPANISH
  • Luther isn’t a virgin he slept with that girl who thought he was a furry in season one???
  • Klaus just wanting to find his mom made me so sad and Five asking him if he knew anything about his mother made me more sad these poor kids
  • Allison was wildin’ but the whole Harlan thing was dumb and I hated it
  • I love Justin but he does not play sparrow Ben well imo I just think he doesn’t know how to play mean and that they wrote him terrible lines
  • A lot of the dialog was lackluster in general
  • Five and Lila beating the shit out of one another was not enough for them to just be cool with one another for me but her watching him be electrocuted and laughing helped
  • Finding out that Ben and Diego yelling at one another in Spanish and Korean was caused by David improvising is my favorite part of this season
  • I adore Diego’s confidence I used to think he was so cringe in season 1 tho lmao
  • I’d absolutely die to see Diego and Lila with a baby please don’t take that away from me and also let them adopt Stanley for the love of god
  • What the fuck is Hargreaves
  • What the FUCK is Christopher
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